Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Top One Reason Donald Trump Will Wrestle His Combover

"...At Wrestlemania 23 at Detroit's Ford Field on April 1. Trump is scheduled to take on World Wrestling Entertainment owner Vince McMahon.... The two men will pick a wrestler to represent them in the ring. If their pick is beaten, the loser will get his head shaved after the match, the 'Detroit Free Press' reported...." --AP

And the Top One Reason Donald Trump Will Wrestle His Combover...

He's scalping tickets.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Top One Sign the Inventor of the TV Remote Control Is Dead

1. We have to get our butts up off the couch to go to the funeral.

Robert "Adler, who won an Emmy Award along with fellow engineer Eugene Polley for the device that made the couch potato possible, died [Feb. 15] of heart failure at a Boise nursing home at 93, Zenith Electronics Corp. said...." --"USA Today"

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Top One Fall-Out From the Cartoon Network Bomb Scare

"Authorities have arrested two men in connection with electronic light boards depicting a middle-finger-waving moon man that triggered repeated bomb scares around Boston on Wednesday and prompted the closure of bridges and a stretch of the Charles River. ... The battery-operated light boards were aimed at promoting the late-night Adult Swim cartoon 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force.'" --CNN

And the Top One Fall-Out From the Cartoon Network Bomb Scare...

Strict curb-your-dog law for Scooby-Doo.

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