Top One Media Moment in the Paris Hilton Jail Coverage

1. Fox News anchor Shepard Smith describing the police motorcade, after a judge ordered the celebutante back to jail:

"Geraldo, you're not going to believe this! You're not going to believe this! The cars are passing, literally, by the circus."

Top One Reaction to 'Gone With the Wind: The Musical'

1. "Frankly, my dear, I give a drone."

"A new musical adaptation ... to be directed by Trevor Nunn, will open in London's West End in April 2008.... A news release said that the "GWTW" production, featuring music and lyrics by unknown composer Margaret Martin, has been in development for three years." --IMDb