Friday, April 17, 2009

Top One Demand When Pirates Kidnap Your Ty-D-Bowl Man

1. No flushing on any day with an "ARRRRRRRRRRR!" in it.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The Easter Bunny's Top One Favorite TV Episode

1. "Matlock Visits a Pellet Court"

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

The Easter Bunny's Top One Guilty Pleasure Double Feature

1. "Flopsy Wopsy Gets Viagra" and "Thumper: The 'T' Is Silent"

Monday, April 13, 2009

The Easter Bunny's Top One Movie Thriller

1. "The Day the Nose Wiggle Stood Still"

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Top One Thing to Remember During a Food Poisoning Attack

1. Pinky finger up while imbibing Pepto-Bismol cup.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Top One Pie Chart Involving Billy Mays

song chart memes
By wacow45, courtesy GraphJam

Friday, February 20, 2009

Top One Other Sign the Diet Is Not Working

1. The training wheels on the gut.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Top One Sign the Diet Is Not Working

1. Strangers pet your belly and call you "Octo-Mom."

Friday, February 13, 2009

Top One Old Married Guy's Friday the 13th Fear

1. Paves way to Feb. 14 ambush smooches!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Top One Troubling Indicator


Notification Alert:

Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, oil, as well as current market and political conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

Circulating via email, thanks to Stan Malone

Monday, February 09, 2009

Top One Startling Fact About the Biggest-Known Snake in the World

1. Believed to be 42' 6", beating previous record holder, Bernie Madoff, by 37'-something.

Friday, February 06, 2009

Top One NASA Exploration Quest in Outer Space

1. Sign of intelligent life at MSNBC.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Top One Perk to Printer That Prints Using Coffee or Tea

"The RITI Coffee Printer uses coffee dregs or tea leaves to print documents." Chemistry
1. Swearing censored by decaf.

Monday, February 02, 2009

Top One Sound Effect

1. Is there anything louder than a silent movie?

Friday, January 30, 2009

Top One Something You Hate to See

1. Your Bunny Hop instructor is missing his lucky foot.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Top One Benedict XVI Music Video on the Vatican YouTube Channel

1. (Tie) "Boo Sexy for My Skirt" and "Popefully Devoted to Luke"

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Top One Video on the Vatican YouTube Channel

1. "Popemobile NASCAR Deciples 12 Racing Trials (and Tribulations)"

Replay on the third day.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Top One Way to Get Bumped From Jury Duty

1. Bake and take cupcakes for everyone, but only as a "guilty pleasure."

Friday, January 23, 2009

Top One Change in the Hip-Hop Remake of 'Notorious'

1. Instead of looking for uranium, they looking for yo momma!

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