Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Top One Revelation in President Bush's War on Terror Address

1. Previously named as a weapon of mass destruction to family-size bags of Doritos, Saddam Hussein also bites the heads off Marshmallow Peeps -- leaving their bodies in shallow gravies.

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