Friday, February 11, 2011

Top One Arnold Schwarzenegger Comeback Film

1. "Conan the Septuagenarian"

Friday, April 17, 2009

Top One Demand When Pirates Kidnap Your Ty-D-Bowl Man

1. No flushing on any day with an "ARRRRRRRRRRR!" in it.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The Easter Bunny's Top One Favorite TV Episode

1. "Matlock Visits a Pellet Court"

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

The Easter Bunny's Top One Guilty Pleasure Double Feature

1. "Flopsy Wopsy Gets Viagra" and "Thumper: The 'T' Is Silent"

Monday, April 13, 2009

The Easter Bunny's Top One Movie Thriller

1. "The Day the Nose Wiggle Stood Still"

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Top One Thing to Remember During a Food Poisoning Attack

1. Pinky finger up while imbibing Pepto-Bismol cup.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Top One Pie Chart Involving Billy Mays

song chart memes
By wacow45, courtesy GraphJam

Friday, February 20, 2009

Top One Other Sign the Diet Is Not Working

1. The training wheels on the gut.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Top One Sign the Diet Is Not Working

1. Strangers pet your belly and call you "Octo-Mom."

Friday, February 13, 2009

Top One Old Married Guy's Friday the 13th Fear

1. Paves way to Feb. 14 ambush smooches!

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