Top One Blooper Spotted in "Batman Begins: The IMAX Experience"

1. Batmobile has no training wheels.

Top One Missed Opportunity in "Batman Begins"

1. Michael Caine's theme: "What's It All About, Alfred?"

Top One Surprise in "Herbie: Fully Loaded"

1. Special Effects credits list Lindsay Lohan's breasts as Herbie #2 and Herbie #3.

Top One Horror Missing in Steven Spielberg's "War of the Worlds"

1. Cedric the ET.

Top One Revelation in President Bush's War on Terror Address

1. Previously named as a weapon of mass destruction to family-size bags of Doritos, Saddam Hussein also bites the heads off Marshmallow Peeps -- leaving their bodies in shallow gravies.

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Top One Way I Savored Independence Day

1. Living The American Dream with my 40 acorns and a squirrel.

Top One Reporter's Brain Fart

1. Never describe an aircraft crash victim as "down-to-earth."

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Suggested via Neal Boortz. Associated Press article as seen in "The Times," Frankfort, Indiana, although several published sources were observed using variations on the theme from different writers.

Top One Surprise in the New "Bewitched" Movie

1. It isn't all that magic.