Monday, October 31, 2005

Top One "Saw II" Audience Concern

1. "Do we need to have seen 'Saw' to follow this movie and savor the nuance?"

Friday, October 28, 2005

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Top One Thing I Think When I Can't Think of a Thing for a Top One

1. If Rod Stewart loses/lost his voice, how will/would we know?

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Top One Head Turning Moment in "The Exorcism of Emily Rose"

1. Lucifer jumping on Oprah's couch.

Top One Feature of "TV Guide's" Extreme Makeover!

"Ditching the digest format it had had since 1953, 'TV Guide' made the switch to better compete with such entertainment magazines as 'People,' 'Entertainment Weekly' and 'Star.'" --"Newsday"
1. We won't be buying it.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Top One Reaction to Atlanta's New $4.5 Million Image Campaign

1. "Flopportunity, Floptimism, Flopenness."

Friday, October 21, 2005

Top One Mrs. Rocky Balboa Comment on "Rocky 6"

1. "You mean 'Rickety Sex.'"

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Top One Adjustment in the "Rocky 6" Credits

1. Aging opponent Clubber Lang now played by Mr. Teeter.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Top One Surprise in "Rocky 6"

"Sylvester Stallone is to climb back into the ring for a sixth Rocky film. ... 30 years after Stallone, now 59, shot to fame in the original and 15 years after the most recent installment in the boxing series." --BBC
1. Boxing ring stool replaced with La-Z-Boy recliner.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Top One Blonde James Bond Movie

Photo: Daniel Craig, the next James BondDaniel Craig, the big screen's newest James Bond.
1. "The Living Highlights"

Monday, October 17, 2005

Top One Blonde James Bond Catchphrase

Photo: Daniel Craig, the next James BondHair Apparent: Daniel Craig has been officially named as the next James Bond.
1. Out: "Shaken, not stirred."
    In: "Scrunchy, not teased."

Friday, October 14, 2005

Top One Nickname for New Blonde James Bond

Photo: Daniel Craig, the next James Bond"[Daniel Craig's] build was important to his selection, according to a leaked memo from Eon Productions, the owners of the Bond franchise. ... 'Eric Bana was deemed not handsome enough, Hugh Jackman too fey, Colin Farrell too sleazy and Ewan McGregor too short." --Times Online
1. Out: 007 ...
    In: Agent 00Heaven!

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Top One James Bond Blonde Moment

Photo: Daniel Craig, the next James Bond 007?Actor Daniel Craig reported to be the screen's first blonde 007.
1. "No time to aim your laser beam at my lap, Goldfinger. I've got to do my hair."

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Top One Reason James Bond Goes Blonde

Photo: Daniel Craig, the next James Bond 007?"A new actor playing James Bond ... could also be the first ever blonde Bond. Meet Daniel Craig — a 37-year-old Brit with 34 movies to his credit ... Craig is considered [more of a] movie tough guy than pretty boy and the leading contender to become the sixth 007." --MSNBC
1. License to frill.

Monday, October 10, 2005

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Top One Misappropriation of the Supreme Court

1. Diana Ross uses it on weekends to entertain gentlemen callers.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Top One Supreme Court Opening Day Surprise

1. Judge Wapner threw out the first gavel and Judge Judy threw in the first shyster.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Top One Design Flaw in the Brad Pitt-Jennifer Aniston Mansion

"Actors Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, whose highly publicized divorce is expected to be finalized this week, have placed their Beverly Hills estate on the market for $28 million." --Reuters
1.The Angelina Jolie Screening Room

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