Top One "Saw II" Audience Concern

1. "Do we need to have seen 'Saw' to follow this movie and savor the nuance?"

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Top One Other Thing I Think When I Can't Think of a Thing for a Top One

1. Slim Jims with a skosh more Jim.

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Top One Thing I Think When I Can't Think of a Thing for a Top One

1. If Rod Stewart loses/lost his voice, how will/would we know?

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Top One Head Turning Moment in "The Exorcism of Emily Rose"

1. Lucifer jumping on Oprah's couch.

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Top One Feature of "TV Guide's" Extreme Makeover!

"Ditching the digest format it had had since 1953, 'TV Guide' made the switch to better compete with such entertainment magazines as 'People,' 'Entertainment Weekly' and 'Star.'" --"Newsday"

1. We won't be buying it.

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Top One Reaction to Atlanta's New $4.5 Million Image Campaign

1. "Flopportunity, Floptimism, Flopenness."

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Top One Mrs. Rocky Balboa Comment on "Rocky 6"

1. "You mean 'Rickety Sex.'"

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Top One Adjustment in the "Rocky 6" Credits

1. Aging opponent Clubber Lang now played by Mr. Teeter.

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Top One Surprise in "Rocky 6"

"Sylvester Stallone is to climb back into the ring for a sixth Rocky film. ... 30 years after Stallone, now 59, shot to fame in the original and 15 years after the most recent installment in the boxing series." --BBC

1. Boxing ring stool replaced with La-Z-Boy recliner.

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Top One Blonde James Bond Movie

Daniel Craig, the big screen's newest James Bond.

1. "The Living Highlights"

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Top One Blonde James Bond Catchphrase

Hair Apparent: Daniel Craig has been officially named as the next James Bond.

1. Out: "Shaken, not stirred."
    In: "Scrunchy, not teased."

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Top One Nickname for New Blonde James Bond

"[Daniel Craig's] build was important to his selection, according to a leaked memo from Eon Productions, the owners of the Bond franchise. ... 'Eric Bana was deemed not handsome enough, Hugh Jackman too fey, Colin Farrell too sleazy and Ewan McGregor too short." --Times Online

1. Out: 007 ...
    In: Agent 00Heaven!

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Top One James Bond Blonde Moment

Actor Daniel Craig reported to be the screen's first blonde 007.

1. "No time to aim your laser beam at my lap, Goldfinger. I've got to do my hair."

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Top One Reason James Bond Goes Blonde

"A new actor playing James Bond ... could also be the first ever blonde Bond. Meet Daniel Craig — a 37-year-old Brit with 34 movies to his credit ... Craig is considered [more of a] movie tough guy than pretty boy and the leading contender to become the sixth 007." --MSNBC

1. License to frill.

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Top One Public Reaction to the Tom Cruise - Katie Holmes Pregnancy

1. Mission implausible.

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Top One Mrs. Nicolas Cage Excuse for Giving Birth to the Superman Baby

1. Daddy "faster than a speeding bullet."

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Top One Consideration Why Nicolas Cage Chose Superman as the Hero to Be His Baby's Namesake

1. Lisa Marie has the rights to "Elvis."

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Top One Reason Nicolas Cage Named His Baby After Superman

1. Diapers filled with green Kryptonite.

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Top One Misappropriation of the Supreme Court

1. Diana Ross uses it on weekends to entertain gentlemen callers.

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Top One Supreme Court Opening Day Surprise

1. Judge Wapner threw out the first gavel and Judge Judy threw in the first shyster.

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Top One Design Flaw in the Brad Pitt-Jennifer Aniston Mansion

"Actors Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, whose highly publicized divorce is expected to be finalized this week, have placed their Beverly Hills estate on the market for $28 million." --Reuters

1.The Angelina Jolie Screening Room

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