Top One Additional Elton John Hip-Hop Song

1. "Don't Go Capping My Arse"

Top One Other Elton John Hip-Hop Song

1. "Good-bye, Yellow Gold Tooth"

Top One Elton John Hip-Hop Song

"'I want to bring my songs and melodies to hip hop beats...,' John said in excerpts of an interview posted on "Rolling Stone's" Website...." -- "Herald Sun"

And the Top One Elton John Hip-Hop Song...

"Lucy in Da Fly With Bling Bling"

Top One Travel Concern Other Than Snakes on a Plane

1. The death grip on your suitcase by a copperhead in a bellboy's cap.

Top One Sequel to "Snakes on a Plane"

"British police say they smashed a scheme to use liquid explosives smuggled inside ... sports drink bottles" to blow up 10 American airliners. -- "USA Today"

And the Top One Sequel to "Snakes on a Plane"...

"Drinks on a Plane"

Top One Sign There May Be Snakes on a Plane

1. Flight attendant asks, "Coffee, Venom, or Me? Coffee, Venom, or Me?..."

Top One Movie Scarier Than "Snakes on a Plane"

1. "Bunnies on an 80-Year-Old Hefner."

Top One Reaction to a Quarter Century of MTV

1. "I want my 25 years back."

Top One Other Sign Fidel Castro Is Dead

1. Cuban-American Bob Vila's new fix-it show, "This Old Dictatorship."

Top One Sign Fidel Castro Is Dead

1. The ghost of Desi Arnaz leading the Conga Line at the Tropicana.

Top One Reaction to "Superman Returns"

1. Superman socks.