Top One Mel Gibson DUI Suspicion, Police Said

1. He spoke in Aramaic and Latin and Yucatec Maya.

Top One Mel Gibson Project in Development

"MALIBU, Calif. -- Mel Gibson was arrested early Friday for suspicion of driving under the influence, the Sheriff's Department said." -- AP

And the Top One Mel Gibson Project in Development...

"The Road Weaver" or "The Passion of the Harvey Wallbanger" or ''The Man Without a Face Faced.''

Top One News Item Best Not Commented Upon

1.

-- "Atlanta Journal-Constitution" newsletter

Top One Special Effect Not Surpassed in "The Poseidon Adventure" Remake

1. Stella Stevens in her underwear.

Top One Lesson Learned in "Poseidon"

1. That Tidy Bowl Man is a wuss.

Top One George W. Bush Birthday Wish

1. Blow out Kim Jong Il's candles.