Sunday, July 30, 2006

Top One Mel Gibson DUI Suspicion, Police Said

1. He spoke in Aramaic and Latin and Yucatec Maya.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Top One Mel Gibson Project in Development

"MALIBU, Calif. -- Mel Gibson was arrested early Friday for suspicion of driving under the influence, the Sheriff's Department said." -- AP

And the Top One Mel Gibson Project in Development...

"The Road Weaver" or "The Passion of the Harvey Wallbanger" or ''The Man Without a Face Faced.''

Monday, July 17, 2006

Top One News Item Best Not Commented Upon

Atlanta Journal-Constitution quote: Founder of Hooters dies at 69
-- "Atlanta Journal-Constitution" newsletter

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Top One Special Effect Not Surpassed in "The Poseidon Adventure" Remake

1. Stella Stevens in her underwear.

Friday, July 07, 2006

Top One Lesson Learned in "Poseidon"

1. That Tidy Bowl Man is a wuss.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Top One George W. Bush Birthday Wish

1. Blow out Kim Jong Il's candles.

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