Top One Revelation in Britney Spears' Damage Repair Interview

"After a year of screaming headlines scrutinizing her husband, their marriage, and most stinging of all, her abilities as a mother, she’s not just dealing with some bad press -— but an image implosion." --"Dateline NBC" transcript

And the Top One Revelation in Britney Spears' Damage Repair Interview:

Smacking gum with like the mouth open on national TV is like sophisticated!

Top One Tragedy in the Death of Terrorist Al-Zarqawi

1. Missed beer party with the mullahs watching "Girls Gone Mild."

Top One Reaction to Sen. John Kerry Changing His Position on the War

"U.S. Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts on Tuesday told an audience at the liberal Take Back America conference that he was sorry for voting to authorize the war in Iraq, calling the entire mission 'a mistake.'" --CNSNews.com

And the Top One Reaction to Sen. John Kerry Changing His Position on the War:

"Hey, who wants waffles?!"

Top One Reason to Support Gay Marriage Legislation

1. It will open the door for legalizing polygamy. I need another wife to cut the grass.