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1. Kill Godzilla.

Never a Disappointing #4
By Mike Durrett,
1:05 AM
Listed in Literature, Tips
By Mike Durrett,
1:32 AM
Listed in Literature, Tips
1. Your demeanor and your midwife: Grimace.
"A baby was born in a McDonald’s restroom in Vancouver, Wash, and the mother didn’t even know she was pregnant. It was the evening shift last Friday at the fast-food restaurant when employee Danille Miller suddenly felt ill and ran for the bathroom....” --via Neatorama