Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Top One To-Do List Entry

1. No do to-do.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Top One Accessory to Watch Old Movies on a Cellphone

"LOS ANGELES (AP) — Sony Pictures Television says it will become the first Hollywood studio to offer full-length movies by cellphone."
1. Bacall Waiting.

Monday, April 07, 2008

Top One Response to Ted Turner's Claim We'll All Be Cannibals

"Failure to address global warming will have us all dead or eating each other by mid-century. So says Ted Turner, the restaurateur, environmentalist and former media mogul..." --"The Atlanta Journal-Constitution"
1. Bite me.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Top One Surefire Tokyo Clutter Cure

Inspired by:

1. Kill Godzilla.

Monday, January 07, 2008

Top One Surefire Clutter Cure

Inspired by:

1. A match.

Friday, January 04, 2008

Top One Sign You Had a Baby at McDonald's

1. The Godfather is The Hamburglar.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Top One Sign You're Having a Baby at McDonald's

1. Your demeanor and your midwife: Grimace.

"A baby was born in a McDonald’s restroom in Vancouver, Wash, and the mother didn’t even know she was pregnant. It was the evening shift last Friday at the fast-food restaurant when employee Danille Miller suddenly felt ill and ran for the bathroom....” --via Neatorama

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