Top One Reason Gas Prices Plunge Below $2 Per Gallon

1. Bush's fault! It's Bush's fault!

Top One Name for the James Brown Mausoleum and Museum

"Despite a criminal record dating back to an armed robbery conviction in his teens, Brown managed to become a certified music icon. ... By 1988, Brown once again found himself tangling with the law. First came allegations of assault on then wife Adrienne Brown. And just a year later, after Brown allegedly threatened people with a handgun, he sent police on an interstate car chase, with police opening fire on Brown's pickup truck. He was sentenced to six years in prison, paroled after two and a half. Brown had several more brushes with the law through the 1990s, arrested multiple times for drug possession and domestic abuse." --CNN

"Brown's six adult children are planning to put [his] body in a mausoleum, perhaps turning the singer's home — about 9 miles east of Augusta — into a museum that would include his grave. Family members plan to consult with Elvis Presley's family on how" to go about such an attraction. --AP

And the Top One Name for the James Brown Mausoleum and Museum...

Disgraceland.

Top One Other Reason James Brown Not Yet Buried

1. The Hardest Rotting Man in Show Business.

Top One Reason James Brown Not Yet Buried

"The Godfather of Soul's body has been moved from a temporary resting place in his home ... where it had been since Dec. 30.... Brown died Dec. 25...." --AP/Fox News

And the Top One Reason James Brown Not Yet Buried...

Papa's got a brand new bug.