Top One Memo to Morgan Freeman Fans

1. His "March of the Penguins" is not a Batman sequel.

Top One Anagram for COKE ZERO

1. ZOO CREEK

Top One Rude Awakening at My High School Reunion

1. No, I can't have their fish sticks.

Top One Reaction to That "Because of Winn-Dixie [the Dog]" Movie

1. Stray cats named BI-LO.

Top One Betty Boop's 75th Birthday Product Tie-In

1. Boop-Oops-a-Poop Adult Diapers

Top One Astonishing Interstellar Disclosure Other Than Planet X

1. A Starbucks on every nebula.

Top One Discovery on the New 10th Planet

1. "Entertainment Tonight's" Mary Hart can easily be heard from Hollywood without a microphone.

Top One Pair of Snarky Nicknames for a "Dukes of Hazzard" Fan

1. "Cruiser Loser" and "Charger Card."

Top One Memory as Bob Hope's Remains Moved to New Garden

1. "Thanks for the Mulch."

Top One Change as "TV Guide" Downsizes Old Features

1. "Cheers and Jeers" to become "Chee and Jee."