
Monday, January 07, 2008
Top One Surefire Clutter Cure

By Mike Durrett,
1:32 AM
Listed in Literature, Tips
Friday, January 04, 2008
Thursday, January 03, 2008
Top One Sign You're Having a Baby at McDonald's
1. Your demeanor and your midwife: Grimace.
"A baby was born in a McDonald’s restroom in Vancouver, Wash, and the mother didn’t even know she was pregnant. It was the evening shift last Friday at the fast-food restaurant when employee Danille Miller suddenly felt ill and ran for the bathroom....” --via Neatorama
Monday, September 24, 2007
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
Top One Thought on the Deaths of Filmmakers Ingmar Bergman and Michelangelo Antonioni
1. I'd be awful nervous if I were Vincent McEveety.
By Mike Durrett,
12:30 AM
Listed in Celebrities, Movies
Monday, July 23, 2007
Top One Reason St. Louis Won't Proclaim Ike Turner Day
1. Beats me.
"Mayor Francis Slay has turned down a request to make Sept. 2 'Ike Turner Day.' The 75-year-old singer is scheduled to perform that day at the Big Muddy Blues Festival." --AP
By Mike Durrett,
1:08 AM
Listed in Celebrities, Music, Stage
Friday, June 08, 2007
Top One Media Moment in the Paris Hilton Jail Coverage
1. Fox News anchor Shepard Smith describing the police motorcade, after a judge ordered the celebutante back to jail:
"Geraldo, you're not going to believe this! You're not going to believe this! The cars are passing, literally, by the circus."
By Mike Durrett,
4:17 PM
Listed in Celebrities, Media, TV
Monday, June 04, 2007
Top One Reaction to 'Gone With the Wind: The Musical'
1. "Frankly, my dear, I give a drone."
"A new musical adaptation ... to be directed by Trevor Nunn, will open in London's West End in April 2008.... A news release said that the "GWTW" production, featuring music and lyrics by unknown composer Margaret Martin, has been in development for three years." --IMDb
By Mike Durrett,
4:51 PM
Listed in Literature, Movies, Stage
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Top One Reason Rosie O'Donnell Won't Be Hosting 'The Price Is Right'
1. Nutcase Showdown
By Mike Durrett,
7:43 PM
Listed in Celebrities, TV
Monday, May 07, 2007
Top One Reason Elizabeth II Touring America
1. "The Queen," new on DVD!
By Mike Durrett,
11:06 AM
Listed in Celebrities, Movies
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