Monday, January 07, 2008

Top One Surefire Clutter Cure

Inspired by:

1. A match.

Friday, January 04, 2008

Top One Sign You Had a Baby at McDonald's

1. The Godfather is The Hamburglar.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Top One Sign You're Having a Baby at McDonald's

1. Your demeanor and your midwife: Grimace.

"A baby was born in a McDonald’s restroom in Vancouver, Wash, and the mother didn’t even know she was pregnant. It was the evening shift last Friday at the fast-food restaurant when employee Danille Miller suddenly felt ill and ran for the bathroom....” --via Neatorama

Monday, September 24, 2007

Top One Reaction to the Death of Marcel Marceau

1.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Monday, July 23, 2007

Top One Reason St. Louis Won't Proclaim Ike Turner Day

1. Beats me.

"Mayor Francis Slay has turned down a request to make Sept. 2 'Ike Turner Day.' The 75-year-old singer is scheduled to perform that day at the Big Muddy Blues Festival." --AP

Friday, June 08, 2007

Top One Media Moment in the Paris Hilton Jail Coverage

Fox News on the Paris Hilton media circus.1. Fox News anchor Shepard Smith describing the police motorcade, after a judge ordered the celebutante back to jail:

"Geraldo, you're not going to believe this! You're not going to believe this! The cars are passing, literally, by the circus."

Monday, June 04, 2007

Top One Reaction to 'Gone With the Wind: The Musical'

1. "Frankly, my dear, I give a drone."

"A new musical adaptation ... to be directed by Trevor Nunn, will open in London's West End in April 2008.... A news release said that the "GWTW" production, featuring music and lyrics by unknown composer Margaret Martin, has been in development for three years." --IMDb

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Monday, May 07, 2007

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