Top One Reason Gas Prices Plunge Below $2 Per Gallon

1. Bush's fault! It's Bush's fault!

Top One Name for the James Brown Mausoleum and Museum

"Despite a criminal record dating back to an armed robbery conviction in his teens, Brown managed to become a certified music icon. ... By 1988, Brown once again found himself tangling with the law. First came allegations of assault on then wife Adrienne Brown. And just a year later, after Brown allegedly threatened people with a handgun, he sent police on an interstate car chase, with police opening fire on Brown's pickup truck. He was sentenced to six years in prison, paroled after two and a half. Brown had several more brushes with the law through the 1990s, arrested multiple times for drug possession and domestic abuse." --CNN

"Brown's six adult children are planning to put [his] body in a mausoleum, perhaps turning the singer's home — about 9 miles east of Augusta — into a museum that would include his grave. Family members plan to consult with Elvis Presley's family on how" to go about such an attraction. --AP

And the Top One Name for the James Brown Mausoleum and Museum...

Disgraceland.

Top One Other Reason James Brown Not Yet Buried

1. The Hardest Rotting Man in Show Business.

Top One Reason James Brown Not Yet Buried

"The Godfather of Soul's body has been moved from a temporary resting place in his home ... where it had been since Dec. 30.... Brown died Dec. 25...." --AP/Fox News

And the Top One Reason James Brown Not Yet Buried...

Papa's got a brand new bug.

Top One Burning Question About the Canceled O.J. Simpson TV Special

"News Corp. has canceled plans to publish a controversial new book by O.J. Simpson titled, 'If I Did It,' and an accompanying Fox network television interview with the former football star....

"News Corp. Chairman and chief executive Rupert Murdoch said in a statement that he and senior management decided that 'this was an ill-considered project.'" --Reuters

And the Top One Burning Question About the Canceled O.J. Simpson TV Special...

So when's the airdate for "O.J. Munches His Kids' Livers Live"?

Top One Other Least Favorite Halloween Costumes Top 10 List

10. Tinkle Me Elmo

9. Sarah Evans Divorce Lawyer

8. The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe and Vacationed in a Panty Shanty

7. Alec Baldwin's Breath

6. For Mayberry fans: Otis the Drunk for Kids, better known as Otis the Fermented Juice Box Guzzler

5. Shania Twain Belly Button Lint

4. Al Roker Belly Button Pudge

3. Superman, Man of Spandex Rash

2. Cocktail Weenie

And the Top One Other Least Favorite Halloween Costume...

Canker Sore Barbie

Top One Least Favorite Halloween Costumes Top 10 List

10. Jehovah's Notary Public

9. Larry Hagman's Liver and Plastic Ice Cube Earrings

8. Courtney Love on Too Much Broccoli

7. Former Number One: Al Gore Sex Machine with Hanging Chad

6. Rosie O'Donnell Pit Bull Puppy

5. Robin Williams Back Wax Bed Linen with Eye Holes

4. Anna Nicole Smith Charm School Screw Loose

3. Casper the Despised and Shunned and Lonely and Bitter Ghost

2. Mr. T with Splenda

And the Top One Least Favorite Halloween Costume...

Chicken Pox Pete, Sperm Donor to the Stars

Top One Additional Elton John Hip-Hop Song

1. "Don't Go Capping My Arse"

Top One Other Elton John Hip-Hop Song

1. "Good-bye, Yellow Gold Tooth"

Top One Elton John Hip-Hop Song

"'I want to bring my songs and melodies to hip hop beats...,' John said in excerpts of an interview posted on "Rolling Stone's" Website...." -- "Herald Sun"

And the Top One Elton John Hip-Hop Song...

"Lucy in Da Fly With Bling Bling"