Top One Chilly Event 'American Idol' Has Over the Winter Olympics

"NBC's Winter Olympics took another beating ... at the hands of Fox's 'American Idol.' The singing contest, TV's top show, drew 27 million viewers..., 11 million more than the Olympics." --"USA Today"

1. Simonized Sucking.

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