Top One Thing I've Learned During 25 Years of Marriage

On Valentine's Day, your humble writer celebrated a quarter century of wedded bliss.

1. Let me ask Donna and I'll get back to you.

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Top One Chilly Event 'American Idol' Has Over the Winter Olympics

"NBC's Winter Olympics took another beating ... at the hands of Fox's 'American Idol.' The singing contest, TV's top show, drew 27 million viewers..., 11 million more than the Olympics." --"USA Today"

1. Simonized Sucking.

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Top One Dick Cheney Condiments

1. A salt and pepper.

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Top One Upside to Vice President Dick Cheney's Gunplay

"A 78-year-old hunting companion of Vice President Dick Cheney was recovering in stable condition Monday after Cheney accidentally shot him during a weekend quail hunting trip, a hospital official said." --AP

1. Overnight, he's America's fastest-rising hip-hop star!

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Top One California Appeasement to Al-Qaeda

1. Edible burkas at Frederick's of Hollywood.

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Top One Al-Qaeda California Terror Plot

1. Must See "Ishtar," Thursdays on NBC.

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Top One New Idea at Disney

1. In the wake of another "The Shaggy Dog," "Bambi II," "Cinderella II," "Lilo & Stitch II," "Tarzan II," and "101 Dalmatians II":

"Young Yeller: Flubber Hound"

Related: Comedy Movie Preview: "The Shaggy Dog" (2006) via About Humor
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Top One Oxymoron / Moron

1. "Fake Paris Hilton"

News source: Topix.net

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Top One Quote to Leave You Speechless

1. "Debra Jackson said she likes shopping at the Dollar Palace because it is convenient and casual. 'I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something,' she said.'" --The Town Talker

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Top One Reason Britney Spears Agreed to Be on "Will & Grace"

"The pop star will appear as a Christian conservative sidekick to Sean Hayes' character, Jack, who hosts his own talk show, on the April 13 episode, [NBC] said." --AP

1. Over & exposure.

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