Top One Reason Alistair Cooke's Bones Were Stolen

"Authorities are investigating allegations that the body of British broadcaster Alistair Cooke ... was illegally carved up in the back room of a funeral home and sold so its parts could be used in transplants. Officials confirmed ... that investigators found paperwork indicating Cooke's bones had been removed and sold..." --Associated Press

1. Masterpiece femur.

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