Top One Reason Oprah's Jet Forced to Land

"SANTA BARBARA, Calif. (AP) — Officials now say that it was ... not a collision with a bird, that damaged the windshield of Oprah Winfrey's private jet and forced it to return to the city airport."

1. Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's cockpit.

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