Top One Just Dessert for Wendy's Severed Finger Swindlers

"A couple who planted a severed finger in a bowl of Wendy's chili in a scheme to extort money from the fast-food chain were sentenced Wednesday to prison terms of at least nine years." --AP

1. Nine-to-12 in The Big Frosty.

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