Top One Reason a Woman Married a Dolphin

"In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, [Sharon] Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to 'marry' a dolphin." --MSNBC

1. Comes with built-in bidet.

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